Identifies as Blonde

Welcome to my Ode to the Long Commute!

"Life is my highway, and I drive it all day long!"

I drive 71.4 miles each way to work. Yeah, I know... long right? 143 (ish), baby! In order to keep my sanity, I must find a way to "discharge" the stress that modern day drivers have unsolicitedly pushed upon me! This is it! When you spend this much time (up to 3 hours a day) in the car by yourself, you must find a way to vent, find humor in a not-so-funny commute, and keep yourself from taking a bridge (I live in Western PA, so there are many). And, oh, yeah... I see a lot of crazy shit that just needs to be shared!

Check out my promo reel below... be patient (I'm a newbie)!

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Meet Blondie Persons - Just call me, BP!

"I'm a hilarious (at least I think so), "graceful" blonde (box & natural) who is a light hearted, neurotic, life observer with a really long commute."

- BP

"I'm a Rural Rebel who runs into critters, buggies, farm vehicles, and slow poke folk, and my second vehicle is a supped up golf cart. Oh, and I digress (a lot)!"

- Rusty

"I'm a Road Rage Renegade who really, really hates trippin' trucks, Indy Car Driver Wannabes, and ID10T drivers, and I'm not afraid to bitch about it!"

- Alex

"I'm a Delirious Diva who calls it like I see it in whichever generational speak I feel like (often incorrectly), but who cares because everything is FINE."

- Dani

Disclaimer: Blondie and her RAD Dashcam Convoy are fictional characters. Although the dashcam video is real and some of the jokes could be offensive, it is all in good fun, mainly because this is my life and the world around me. And if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at? I make my best effort to keep the identity of the people that I meet when I'm driving down the street anonymous.

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